We interpret sound waves through a very complicated
process which scientists refer to as “interpreting sound waves through a very
complicated process.” Sound allows us
to verbally communicate our thoughts, emotions, convictions, beliefs and
opinions to friends, relations, strangers, foreigners and even to people from
the Upper Peninsula. Because we are
only human (with the exception, of course, of the IRS), we sometimes
misinterpret that which we are hearing.
Nowhere is this more evident than in listening to recorded music. For example, in the early 1970’s, I labored
under the impression that the song “Ventura Highway” by the group “America”
began with the phrase “Juno pizza crabs.”
I had no idea what they were getting at with this phrase (perhaps a
warning concerning some sort of California Italian food infestation), but this
was from an era when John Lennon was convinced that he was the “egg-man,” as
well as the “walrus” and that we all lived in a yellow submarine, so I didn’t
question the logic. It wasn’t until
much later that some friends (who in fact now reside in California) pointed out
that I was mishearing the lyrics and what was actually being sung was not “Juno
pizza crabs,” but “Chewin’ on a piece of grass.” This sort of thing happens a
lot. In the song “She Caught the Katy”
by the Blues Brothers, I was sure that the phrase: “The train pulled out, I
swung on behind” was actually “The train pulled out, I swore on a pie.”
Again logic has nothing to do with it. It’s what we hear, so it must make sense
even if it really doesn’t. A good
friend from Pittsburgh is convinced that the song “Brandy” by the group “Looking
Glass” features a boyfriend named “Luddy.”
She bases this on her mishearing of the song’s lyrics “He had always
told the truth, Lord, he was an honest man” as instead being “He had always
told the truth, Luddy was an honest man.”
I’m sure that we all know instances where this has
occurred in our own interpretations, as well as in the interpretations made by
others around us. I remember my
father-in-law singing along at full lumber-camp volume with the Oak Ridge Boys’
early ‘80’s hit “Elvira,” misinterpreting the key phrase, “My heart’s on fire,
ELVIRA!” to be instead “My heart’s on fire, H--- FIRE UP!”
In the interest of civic
education and as a public service to anyone who’s ever sung or endured others
singing the wrong words or taking lyric liberties, here are some other commonly
misinterpreted song lyrics:
Song:
“Groovin’” – The Rascals
Misinterpreted
as: “Life would be ecstasy, you and me and Leslie”
Song:
“America the Beautiful”
Actual
lyrics: “Oh beautiful for spacious skies”
Misinterpreted
as: “Oh beautiful four spaceship guys”
Song:
“Leroy Brown” – Jim Croce
Misinterpreted
as: “Meaner than a junkyard duck”
Song:
“Wasted Days and Wasted Nights” –
Freddie Fender
Song:
“Blue Suede Shoes” – Carl Perkins
(Elvis Presley)
Misinterpreted
as: “You can drain my liver in an old fruit jar”
Song:
“Can You Feel the Love Tonight?” –
Elton John
Misinterpreted
as: “It’s enough to make cheese and crackers on”
Song:
“The Christmas Song” – Mel Torme
Misinterpreted
as: “Chipmunks roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost ripping at your clothes”
Song:
“Age of Aquarius” – The Fifth
Dimension
Actual
lyrics: “This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius...”
Misinterpreted
as: “This is the dawning of the age of malaria...”
Song:
“Dance to the Music” – Sly and the
family Stone
Misinterpreted
as: “I’m gonna' add some bottom, so you can dance with ‘a just one eye”
Song:
“Rock the Boat” – The Hughes
Corporation
Misinterpreted
as: “Well I’d like to know where, you got the nose from”
Song:
“Drift Away” – Dobie Gray
Misinterpreted
as: “Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul”
Song:
“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” – Pat
Benatar
Song:
“I Fall to Pieces” – Patsy Cline
Misinterpreted
as: “I call for pizzas – you won’t buy, so I call for pizzas”
Song:
“Your Song” – Elton John
Misinterpreted
as: “If I was a skeleton, but then again a gnome”
Song:
“Windy” – The Association
Misinterpreted
as: “Who’s creapin’ down to capture a Mormon?”
Song:
“Take Me Home Country Roads” – John
Denver
Misinterpreted
as: “Younger than the mountains growin’ lima beans”
Song:
“Something” - The Beatles
Misinterpreted
as: “Something in the way she moos, attracts me to her mother’s lover”
I hope that clears up all your musical
misconceptions. However, if you have
any lyrics to add to my list, send them to me care of the Pioneer, 502 N. State
St., Big Rapids, MI., 49307.